my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies </3
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did
whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing
they’re never as awed as they should be tbh
He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.
i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url